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Doctor Jokes

lapohbka — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:06:48 GMT

This retired O.B.G.Y.N doctor decides he is bored and wants to find something to do with his spare time. He always had a motorcycle and loves riding them, but never could work on them. He decided to go to school to learn to be a master motorcycle mechanic.

After a couple of years of hard studying and learning about bikes, the last day of school was a final exam. The final exam was a 2 part test. Part 1 was diagnostics of a badly running motorcycle engine. Part 2 everyone in the class had to compleatly tear down the bikes engine, repair it and put it back together running perfect.

After several hours of working, the teacher tells everyone to stop what they are doing. He then judges everyone's work.

He grades everyone. He tells everyone their scores. The grades are 2 part. 50 points for diagnosis. 50 points for installation. He gives 1 person an 80, another person a 75, another a 68. Finally he gets to the doc's bike, cranks it up, it runs perfect. He gives the doc a 150.

Confused, he asked the teacher why he gave him a 150. The teacher explains to him, 50 points for proper diagnosis, 50 points for repairing it properly. The doc asks what about the other 50 points. The teacher then replies, "In all my life, I've never, ever, ever seen anyone completely tear down, repair and rebuild a motorcycle engine going through the exhaust pipes!".

Forum: Jokes

Top Players

Suren — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:53:01 GMT

In your opinion who are the top players in sport ?

Forum: Sports

My baby has hard time to poop

Lolita — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:36:42 GMT

Hello, I can not find the popper milk for my baby girl.
She is 10 months old and she have such a pain to get her poop out.
What can I do?

Forum: Health & Medicine

Lawyer Jokes

SmokeDay — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:05:35 GMT

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, ''Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."

Forum: Jokes

Feeding Raw / Dogs

Cop — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:32:40 GMT

Feeding Raw - Where to Start?

Forum: Pet Lovers Club

College Jokes

CrazyBoy — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:23:08 GMT

Why do Alabama grads put their diplomas in the windshield?
A: To Park in Handicapped spaces
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What are the first words a successful Ohio State Graduate would say?
Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?
Why is Ohio States mascot a Buckeye?
The men there dont have nuts!
What is Red, White and Black all over?
The Ohio State Football team failure GPA!

Forum: Jokes

Valentine's Day

JackyfromPhilly — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:12:41 GMT

What did you do your first valentines day together

Forum: Relationships

When girl is crying ..........

WoolBe — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:59:43 GMT

When girl is crying what man shoud do ?

Forum: Relationships

Dating Rules

Cop — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:21:08 GMT

When it comes to dating, what kind of rule(s) do you try to follow ?

Forum: Relationships

Your favorite television catch phrase

DragerGirl — Thur, 08 Jan 2009 23:33:15 GMT

"TIME TO SPEED KEEEEED!~" Sonic the Hedgehog

Forum: General Chat

Drinking age

WoolBe — Thur, 08 Jan 2009 03:22:16 GMT

What do you think of the drinking age? (Explain)

Forum: General Chat

No-Bake cookie recipe

SweetPie — Thur, 08 Jan 2009 03:02:31 GMT

I am looking for a recipe for no-bake cookies. I can't find any online. HELP

Forum: Cooking

Blonde Jokes

Philly — Thur, 08 Jan 2009 00:59:29 GMT

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
psychologist: "What is your dream about?"
Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..."
psychologist: "So, where are you in this dream?"
Blonde: "I am running in a hallway."
psychologist: "Then what happens?"
Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!"
psychologist: "Does the door have any letters on it?"
Blonde: "Yes."
psychologist: "And what do these letter spell?"
Blonde: "P.. U... L... L..."

Forum: Jokes

some of my favorite web sites:

alena1218 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:02:18 GMT

hey, i just thought i'd mention three of my favorite sites for beauty, fashion, and gift ideas.

the first one is great for anything from mineral makeup to skin care to travel needs: http://www.goodtobeyou.com. (check out their wool clutches and clutchettes by margaret nicole!)

the second one is great for interesting, graphic, urban-inspired clothing. i am in love with their handbag selection: http://www.artfulwears.com.

the last one is great for personal use, as well as promoting one's business (PARTICULARLY if you are in the beauty/salon/spa/health industry): http://www.sparkle-plenty.com. (they use super-sparkly swarovsky crystals to create custom t-shirts, logos, and just plain fun designs.)

for mother's day, i got my mom three crystal bracelets containing the birthstones (in crystal) of her three children, as well as a white, v-neck, short-sleeve tee that said "wine chick" on it. (she's a wine-lover, obviously.) totally cute, and she loved it!

hope you like them too!

Forum: Fashion